Cat Training? 

Contrary to popular belief, cats do understand orders. You would assume that if this is so, that they would be trainable. Au contraire! They do pay attention to instructions, and they understand plain English as well as the next person, usually even waiting for you to finish your sentences. This must be true; how else can you explain their immediately doing the opposite? The trick here, then, is plain; to get a cat to do what's required, you must tell them you want the opposite. Reverse cat-chology, so to speak. Sounds logical, doesn't it? Too bad it doesn't work against a creature that can be depended on to do the opposite of, not only what you SAY, but of what you're thinking.

by Susan .Sackett



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